Chorus:
25 Women, So little time, 13 weeks to make up his mind
25 Women, beautiful and kind, Just one Bachelor
Deaf, dumb and blind...
There's a scratching Cat fight at the house
The girls compete to be his Spouse
They barely know his given name
But they all know it's a shot at fame
One girl really talks too much
She wears her past like a Film retouch
Another one sits in fleeting doubt...
If the Bachelor's ever gonna take her out
Chorus:
25 Women, So little time, 13 weeks to make up his mind
25 Women, beautiful and kind, Just one Bachelor
Deaf, dumb and blind...
Tina Fabulous's big tryout
A trip to Hawaii 'fore the flame burns out
Chris' personality just might hurt
She's just too much of an extrovert
Kirste';s got a secret to hide
But the Bachelor's brother knows she lied
Only one rose, one standout,
24 hearts will be left washed out!
Chorus:
15 Women, So little time, 12 more weeks to make up his mind,
15 Women, beautiful and kind, Just one Bachelor
Deaf, dumb and blind...
Liz is looking for true love, but her voice is a fist in a velvet glove
Andrea's religion blocks her way, 12 short weeks to a love payday
One girl emerges from the pack, looks like she's on the Spouse fast track,
Cool, compressed, we hope she'll win
A new heroine whose name is Jen...
Chorus:
10 more women, So little time,
10 more weeks to make up his mind,
10 more women, beautiful and kind, Just one Bachelor
Deaf, dumb and blind...
Bridge:
13 weeks, so little time, Just one Bachelor, make up his mind!
We got a new Bachelor and Bob's his name,
Conventional love's not his winning game,
All next season in a female fix, 13 weeks to see if it clicks,
Let her meet the family, run around crazed,
It's the way that we date nowadays,
13 weeks, you gotta guess right...
If you make a mistake you can kiss it goodnight!
If you wanna get married it's not too late,
Get hooked up with a Bachelor date,
Even if you don't make the final stay,
Your fame will serve as your resume,
Guys from near and far and wide,
Will clamor for you to be their bride,
A guy looks good but he';s still untried...
Take your time and then decide...
Chorus:
2 more women, So little time, 1 more week to make up his mind
2 more women, beautiful and kind, Just one Bachelor
Deaf, dumb and blind...
1 more woman, no more time, 1 more woman, he's made up his mind
1 more woman beautiful and kind,
Just one Bachelor, made up his mind
credits
from Reality-The Rock Opera,
released October 9, 2023
Words & Music by Les Fradkin & Loretta Fradkin
Les Fradkin-All Vocals, 12 String Bass, Mellotron, Piano,
Rickenbacker 12 String Electric Guitar, Guitar Synthesizer (Brass), Drums
Les Fradkin is a Producer and Composer / Multi Instrumentalist, Vocalist and One Man Band. Symphonic Progressive and Pop Rock for One Man Band from the Pioneer of MIDI Guitar.
