Chorus:
It's Plastic, buys fantastic, an Orgiastic spending spree
We're shopping, till we're dropping,
Just one problem it isn't free...
Spend a hundred clams, buy everything in sight
Race around like Christmas Elves,
You'd think the price was right
With Plastic in my pocket, there's nothing can't be bought
You'd think the bill would make me ill
A lesson never taught
Chorus:
It's Plastic, buys fantastic, an Orgiastic spending spree
We're shopping, till we're dropping,
Just one problem it isn't free...
The endless offers I receive each Friday in the mail
Contribute to consumer debt with every Advert sale
Pick a card any card, put off when to pay
And take a trip around the World-their gift your holiday
Chorus:
It's Plastic, buys fantastic, an Orgiastic spending spree
We're shopping, till we're dropping,
Just one problem it isn't free...
Bridge:
See the sights, stay out all night
Take Spring Break, a big thick steak
Live your dreams, burst the seams,
Anything can happen when your Plastic starts a flappin'
And if they come a knocking with large collection bills
A Chapter 7 or 11 surely cures your ills
Pretend you're rich and famous, or even if your not
Roll the dice collect the ice cause when your hot you're hot!
Chorus:
It's Plastic, buys fantastic, an Orgiastic spending spree
We're shopping, till we're dropping,
Just one problem it isn't free...
Les Fradkin is a Producer and Composer / Multi Instrumentalist, Vocalist and One Man Band. Symphonic Progressive and Pop Rock for One Man Band from the Pioneer of MIDI Guitar.